yousaveyourselforremainunsaved:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
*dead*
yousaveyourselforremainunsaved:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
*dead*
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
Belle was such a presumptuous little shit.
The Beast tells her the west wing is off limits and she basically says to Cogsworth that if he isn’t hiding anything it’s not forbidden and then goes up there.
Bitch this ain’t your house.
| — | Stanley Kubrick (via quotes-shape-us) |
my personal headcanon is that regina sent henry to school every morning with an apple for mary margaret and laughed about it all the way to work
yousaveyourselforremainunsaved:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
I really hate this feeling lol.